Kevin Walton. Not a people person. Physically present, mentally absent. Got his ass kicked by the desert in 2024, has returned to try again. Endurance powered by stubbornness, delusion, and a catastrophic misunderstanding of what “resilience” is.
Palmares:
Holds the record for most mid-race life crises per kilometre.
Known for begging race directors to heat his beans and getting turned down.
Keeps entering these races in a brave but questionable attempt to outrun his past traumas, which unfortunately have better cardio than he does.
